Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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