I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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