I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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