I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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