Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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