Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
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Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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