so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
