The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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