Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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