She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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