do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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