Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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