Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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