But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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