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He asked me if I "almost moaned"
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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