YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
where are you?
Hypothermia
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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