Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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