I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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