How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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