Are we in a gay sports bar?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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