i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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