i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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