I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I need water and some morals
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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