I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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