smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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