I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
So. Much. Porn.
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