Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
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i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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