Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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