I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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