farters have to be the big spoon...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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