The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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