Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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