yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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