Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
And then he peed in my hair
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