we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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