We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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