This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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