I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
how does that bad decision feel?
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