I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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