is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
smell my finger.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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