I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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