So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
