grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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