We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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