I feel great
I just peed on a car
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Randomize
