There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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