come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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