Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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