Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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