I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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