the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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