do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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