Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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