We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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