His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Floor bacon is actually really good
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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